Theo's start of his parody of Robbie Williams 'Candy'
Sweets make my dad say “WOAH!”
I really love Haribo.
The orange and the red ones.
I could eat the whole packet.
Eat those sugar crystals with jelly underneath.
But usually I’m not allowed to.
Cuz it’s bad for my teeth.
And I say.
Liberate your sugar rushes.
You’ll get a high along with big fat tushies.
You get loads for two pounds fifty.
Or more for a massive tenner.
Hey ho here I go.
I will go through wind, rain, sun and even heavy snow.
Got to get to that shop I know.
Cuz I’m hungry for some sweeties.
Hey ho here I go.
Either a little too fast or a little too slow.
Got a real bad pain at the back of my throat.
I’m so hungry for some sweeties.
Some like chocolate buttons.
Especially the gluttons.
That’s their chocolate fix.
But that’s not how I get my kicks.
Mother likes marshmallows.
“They’re gross” father bellows.
I’m not like other fellows.
I like my sweeties yellow.
Sweets make my dad say “WOAH!”
I really love Haribo.
The orange and the red ones.
I could eat the whole packet.
Eat those sugar crystals with jelly underneath.
But usually I’m not allowed to.
Cuz it’s bad for my teeth.
And I say.
Liberate your sugar rushes.
You’ll get a high along with big fat tushies.
You get loads for two pounds fifty.
Or more for a massive tenner.
Hey ho here I go.
I will go through wind, rain, sun and even heavy snow.
Got to get to that shop I know.
Cuz I’m hungry for some sweeties.
Hey ho here I go.
Either a little too fast or a little too slow.
Got a real bad pain at the back of my throat.
I’m so hungry for some sweeties.
Some like chocolate buttons.
Especially the gluttons.
That’s their chocolate fix.
But that’s not how I get my kicks.
Mother likes marshmallows.
“They’re gross” father bellows.
I’m not like other fellows.
I like my sweeties yellow.
Holly G's start of her song parody of 'Call Me Maybe'
I invited her for tea
Couldn't believe she would agree
I was seriously happy
What will I cook for tea
Which will be the recipe ?
That will make her love me
What recipe could it be
That she really will like?
Hey you've got a date
Study the books till it's late
There is no time to wait
Which is the re-ci-pe you will choose?
Hey pasta baby
Spaghetti maybe
Oh,bread and gravy
Boy are you crazy!
I want to cook right
For my lady
So bread and gravy
Will do it maybe
Hey pasta baby
Spaghetti maybe
Oh, bread and gravy
Boy are you crazy!
Son, all the other boys
Can impress her
You must do your best
You must get better
I invited her for tea
Couldn't believe she would agree
I was seriously happy
What will I cook for tea
Which will be the recipe ?
That will make her love me
What recipe could it be
That she really will like?
Hey you've got a date
Study the books till it's late
There is no time to wait
Which is the re-ci-pe you will choose?
Hey pasta baby
Spaghetti maybe
Oh,bread and gravy
Boy are you crazy!
I want to cook right
For my lady
So bread and gravy
Will do it maybe
Hey pasta baby
Spaghetti maybe
Oh, bread and gravy
Boy are you crazy!
Son, all the other boys
Can impress her
You must do your best
You must get better
Amy's start of her parody to Robbie Williams 'Candy'
I was there to buy them
They look so very yummy
I didn't even notice
The BonBon's and the gummies
I'm a sweetie expert and thought I'd seen them all
But then, I saw a very cool one
Just like a glitter ball
And she says
Now the time has come to get the sweets
hopping skipping down the street
In the shop there's to much to choose from
looking at the strawberry BonBon's
1,2 here she goes
Either a little to sour or a little to sweet
They are amazing and great to eat
They make me feel very crazy
1,2 here she go
Either a little to hard or a little to soft
They can stick to the roof of your mouth
But they make me feel very crazy
I was there to buy them
They look so very yummy
I didn't even notice
The BonBon's and the gummies
I'm a sweetie expert and thought I'd seen them all
But then, I saw a very cool one
Just like a glitter ball
And she says
Now the time has come to get the sweets
hopping skipping down the street
In the shop there's to much to choose from
looking at the strawberry BonBon's
1,2 here she goes
Either a little to sour or a little to sweet
They are amazing and great to eat
They make me feel very crazy
1,2 here she go
Either a little to hard or a little to soft
They can stick to the roof of your mouth
But they make me feel very crazy